December 2009
40 posts
jessie's early morning poetry
it’s 2 a.m. (actually it’s 5) i can’t sleep there’s no trouble just a problem of why can’t i sleep? i want to dream. when will it be when i don’t have this… this… insomnia? will it be death? can i wait that long? when can it be until i have no trouble sleeping the day where i’ll close my eyes to darkness and fade. will i want to wake up? or can...
jessie: korean videos take up all my emotions with their sadness
joanna: [silently farts]
jessie: OMG IT SMELLS LIKE A BATHROOM HERE
joanna: oops haha
jessie: okay don't look!
joanna: what am i? am i a monster from anime/tv show? you don't know what you're doing, do you??
jessie: of course i do! i have a plan. i'm drawing stitches right now.
joanna: oh man what are you drawing??? frankenstein? a football?
me: HAHAHA she'd turn you into a football? HAHA
joanna: dude would you ever eat gum from the bottom of your shoe?
me: uh noooo way!
joanna: really? i would. for money!
me: how much?
joanna: like $20.
me: what? only for $20?
joanna: okay $50!
me: nope you already said you'd do it for $20!
joanna: okay you're right, $20 is a lot of money!! i'll do it!
jessie: why do we have pubic hair?
joanna: because you water it everyday with your pee
joanna: dude billy mays died in a plane crash!
me: uh nooo he didn't! [wikipediaing]
joanna: okay fine...omg mighty putty is awesome! it can pull a TRUCK. go look it up on youtube!!! RIGHT NOWWW
joanna: hey hey if you poke your belly button you have to pee! really!! let me show you...[reaches for my belly button]
me: OMG STAY AWAY!!
joanna: nooo let me show you! okay fine look i'll poke mine. see? [pokes her own belly button] look i have to pee!!
jessie: well duhhhh it's right above your bladder doofus!
joanna: oh really? really? well no wonder!! i really want to pee now [continues poking belly button]
joanna: you're a tickling torture chamber!! ahhhhhh get away!!!
jessie: jieling! i'll help you clean up your stuff...
me: uhh why?
jessie: uh...because i'm bored. and it's blocking the way to my room!
“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
– Rose Franken (via yellowfeversf)
joanna: how could they have replaced the geico gecko with that stupid pile of money? a pile of money with gooooogly eyes??? it's sooooo disgusting!!
joanna: i'll save that chomper for a rainy day!!
me: joanna!! guessss what? jessie and i started a blog! it's called justpants.
jessie: [laughs]
joanna: you guys are SO DUMB!! what losers laugh at their own non-funny jokes?? LOSERS
